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Samsung Continues Efforts to Reclaim Exploding Phones from Idiots

For some ridiculous reason, some individuals have yet to turn in their recalled Galaxy Note 7s, despite Samsung’s numerous efforts to get them back. Now Samsung is breaking their phones.
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Shady Company Employs Shady Investigators

Uber, a company known for employing intimidation tactics and blatantly ignoring laws it finds inconvenient, now stands accused of hiring an investigator who employed intimidation and lawbreaking in his work.
Microsoft Releases AI Bot, Twitter Immediately Turns it Racist

Proving once again the fall of humanity will come at our own hands, Microsoft’s artificial intelligence (AI) bot Tay has been pulled offline less than 24 hours after release because Twitter users taught it to say racist, antisemetic, and pro-Donald Trump statements.